whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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