Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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