when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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