I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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