i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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