haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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