I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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