I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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