Christians are straight up FREAKS
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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