He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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