Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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