Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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