I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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