god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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