K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Randomize