NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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