y did u give ur computer a hand job?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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