Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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