I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All I want is dick and wine.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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