I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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