BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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