gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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