just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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