Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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