So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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