i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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