Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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