i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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