im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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