IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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