If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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