Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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