He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
