when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize
