but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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