I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
how drunk are you?
Several
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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