I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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