I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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