But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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