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(313): View more from Michigan

White coat. Heels.

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(310): View more from California

Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off

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(901): View more from Tennessee

its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???

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COSTCO IS MAGICAL

(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.

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