I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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