She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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