NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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