you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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