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STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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