I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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