Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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