i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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