We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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