Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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