No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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