Its about making memories worth repressing
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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