I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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