Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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